The Sky is Falling    play.gif (982 bytes)

have you heard about the pretty girls
down on sunset boulevard
they take their perfect bodies out
and they walk them in the yard

i saw this doctor on tv
he said girl you could go far
just a nip and a tuck and you'll be in luck
you'll look just like a movie star

i think i'll stick with what i've got
this world is so bizarre
i gotta tell you it's a shame

yeah! the sky is falling
and you're way out of line
yeah! your mothers calling
better get back home
and stop wastin' my time

have you seen those paris fashion shows
all the models are so tall
they'd all look good in the cheapest dress
you could find down at the local mall

they got that catwalk confidence
they're all so self-assured
put down my money and my life will change
never knew that i could look so good

i think i'll stick with what i've got
this world is so bizarre
i gotta tell you it's a shame

yeah! the sky is falling
and you're way out of line
yeah! your mothers calling
better get back home
and stop wastin' my time

i dreamt that heaven was a tropical beach
and a woman was lyin' in the sand
it was mother teresa taking in the sun
with an ice cold beer in her hand

she said i guess you have come here for the meaning of life
well i'm sorry but i've done my share
bend down real close and i'll tell you one secret
ghandi is a lousy poker player

i gotta tell you it's a shame

yeah! the sky is falling
and your way out of line
yeah! your mothers calling
better get back home
and stop wastin' my time

stop wastin' my time

Written by Paul Bromwell
Copyright 1999 Emily's Music